The war of words between this year's Oscar best actor nominees has escalated after Johnny Depp told George Clooney and Tommy Lee Jones that if they want to rumble, rumble they will.
A livid Depp said today outside his former nightclub the Viper Rooms on Sunset Boulevard "Los Putos (Man Whores), Jones and Clooney can kiss my chicano ass. Este es mi calle(this is my street). homes, I am the street here, ese, sabes (you know)?"
Wearing a red bandanna and a white vest Depp was in no mood for playing. "Say hello to my little friend" said Depp, as former Different Strokes actor Gary Coleman walked past the club. "Those beeatches need to be carrying ese, wus up to all my homies in califas, word up hombre, mis hermanos son mal (my brothers are bad asses), entiendo (understand) homes, this is my barrio (turf) ese."
I simply had no idea what Depp was talking about. I thanked him for my taco de harina, or to Americans, burrito and left. At this stage it is not 100% certain why Depp was dressed as a member of the La eMe street gang and speaking in an Mexican accent.
Vitto Mortensen and Daniel Day-Lewis, both threatened previously by Clooney and Lee Jones, who themseleves were speaking like London gangsters on Tuesday, are said to be in hiding. It is not certain at this stage if Day-Lewis will actually attend the Oscar ceremony.
More to come on this on going story I am sure.
*The Spoof*
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